Anecdotes

2014年10月17日星期五

Emotion And Fashion

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Trust is a knife. When you give it to others, he will have 2 choices: to stab you or to protect you. There is no need to debunk a person when you see through him; there is no need to turn on a person although you hate him. There are always some persons we don’t like, just like others don’t like us. Persons of feeling always easily feel satisfied, and also easily feel being hurt. Acting as if nothing is on one’s mind is the best way to get back at a person. There is no need to demonstrate something to a person unworthy. To live better is just for yourself.

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2014年9月24日星期三

My National Day Holiday Plan In China

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October 1: Watch the traffic jam on the expressway at home.

October 2: Watch the tourists waiting in line at scenic spots at home.

October 3: Watch the increased price of hotels over the country at home.

October 4: Watch the tourists being cheated everywhere at home.

October 5: Watch the travelers cannot buy the train tickets because the train tickets are short of supply.

October 6: Watch the traffic jam on the expressway again at home.

October 7: Watch the cars from all directions cannot enter the city because of the traffic jam.

Besides, you may as well have a blind date on the expressway. Judge one’s wealth from his car, judge personalities from his attitude, and judge renal function from his bearing time of a full bladder. haha

2014年8月22日星期五

What A Quick-Witted Boy!

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A boy rushed out of the classroom as soon as the bell rang. “Why are you so fast today?” his mother asked. The boy said breathlessly:” don’t ask and just go!” the mother was confused and asked again:” why are you so hasty? What happened?” the boy whispered to his mother:”Nothing! Hurry up! Our teacher forgot to leave homework today. It will be too late to go when he thinks of the thing.” haha

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2014年8月15日星期五

Is There Someone Comforting You As Follows?

Is There Someone Comforting You As Follows?

Don’t get discouraged.

Though your bust is small, your face is big.

Though your height is short, your hairline is high.

Though your fat is thick, your purse is thin.

Though your salary is less, your works are more.

Though your bank account is empty, your cart is full.

Though you lead an awful life, your rival in love leads a wonderful life.

Though he doesn’t like you, others also don’t like you.

2014年8月14日星期四

What A Wise Teacher! haha

The examination is coming to the end. And the bell rings. The teacher begins to collect the papers. Xiao Ming hastily put 1000 RMB under the paper and a note. The note says:”10 yuan per score.” In the next class, the teacher hands out the papers. The teacher gives Xiao Ming a paper that the scores is 59 and 410 yuan. haha