What A Quick-Witted Boy!

 What A Quick-Witted Boy!

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A boy rushed out of the classroom as soon as the bell rang. “Why are you so fast today?” his mother asked. The boy said breathlessly:” don’t ask and just go!” the mother was confused and asked again:” why are you so hasty? What happened?” the boy whispered to his mother:”Nothing! Hurry up! Our teacher forgot to leave homework today. It will be too late to go when he thinks of the thing.” haha

 

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Is There Someone Comforting You As Follows?

Is There Someone Comforting You As Follows?

                               Don’t get discouraged.

                        Though your bust is small, your face is big.

                     Though your height is short, your hairline is high. 

                        Though your fat is thick, your purse is thin. 

                     Though your salary is less, your works are more. 

                        Though your bank account is empty, your cart is full. 

                     Though you lead an awful life, your rival in love leads a wonderful life. 

                        Though he doesn’t like you, others also don’t like you. 

The Double Seventh Festival and the love special train

 The Coming Double Sevenhth Festival

 

    The Double Seventh Festival (Chinese Valentine’s Day) is coming, and Hangzhou subway line 1 launches “love special line”. The carriages are decorated with 3 classic love themes---- The cowherd and the weaving maiden, The Butterfly Lovers, and The Legend of the White Snake. It adds more fun to the dreary carriages. However, this kind move seems not to win good responses. Some netizens entertained “it sounds so romantic that we have a strong desire to take this train. However, the first pair of couples is long-distance love relationship, the second one is life-and-death love relationship, and the third one is a love relationship between human and genie.” So, what’s your opinion?

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A selected bitter joke

A selected bitter joke

A man went to buy watermelons, he asked the melon farmer:”Is this watermelon sweet? “The farmer answered him:”if I say it is not sweet, absolutely, you won’t buy it. If I say it is sweet, how did I know? I didn’t taste it. Life is just like buying watermelons, the unknown things are always the most wonderful. Don’t hesitate, just try. If it is sweet after tasting, you will feel happy and satisfied. If it is not sweet, you are also brave. If you don’t buy it just because you are afraid of that it is not sweet, then what you give up is not only a chance to eat watermelons, but your confidence.”

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