What A Quick-Witted Boy!

 What A Quick-Witted Boy!

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A boy rushed out of the classroom as soon as the bell rang. “Why are you so fast today?” his mother asked. The boy said breathlessly:” don’t ask and just go!” the mother was confused and asked again:” why are you so hasty? What happened?” the boy whispered to his mother:”Nothing! Hurry up! Our teacher forgot to leave homework today. It will be too late to go when he thinks of the thing.” haha

 

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Is There Someone Comforting You As Follows?

Is There Someone Comforting You As Follows?

                               Don’t get discouraged.

                        Though your bust is small, your face is big.

                     Though your height is short, your hairline is high. 

                        Though your fat is thick, your purse is thin. 

                     Though your salary is less, your works are more. 

                        Though your bank account is empty, your cart is full. 

                     Though you lead an awful life, your rival in love leads a wonderful life. 

                        Though he doesn’t like you, others also don’t like you. 

What A Wise Teacher! haha

 What A Wise Teacher! haha

The examination is coming to the end. And the bell rings. The teacher begins to collect the papers. Xiao Ming hastily put 1000 RMB under the paper and a note. The note says:”10 yuan per score.” In the next class, the teacher hands out the papers. The teacher gives Xiao Ming a paper that the scores is 59 and 410 yuan. haha

What If You Have Such A Girlfriend?

What If You Have Such A Girlfriend?

On a sunny day, a pair of lovers got on a bus. After they took seats, the girl felt the sunshine was too strong. Therefore, she asked her boyfriend to change seat with her. After a while, the bus turned in another direction. Then, the girl felt the sunshine was too strong again. Then she asked her boyfriend to change back. However, after another while, the bus turned again. The girl asked her boyfriend another time. At this moment, her boyfriend stood up and said:”I don’t want to change any more, I am not sunflower.” haha

The Top 100 Sexy Men in The Golobe

 The Top 100 Sexy Men in The Golobe

Attitude-The gay magazine in British has appraised and elected the top 100 sexy men in the globe. No.1 is Tom Daley-the diving “Seven Princess” who announced that he himself was a gay. Beckham ranks in No.4. Hereby I pick 9 of them. Let's have a feast for our eyes. haha